I read the Daily Universe (BYU's newspaper) almost every day. One of my favorite things to read is the Police Beat. Only at BYU do you find such police reports....Here are a few examples from today:
A male student posted fliers in female dorm halls asking for dates to satisfy a dating requirement for his marriage preparation class. The fliers not only violate BYU policy but were disturbing female residents. Police discovered that the student was not enrolled in that class and that the professer he said he had has retired.
A student called BYU police when she noticed three suspicious males walking around a parking lot. When police responded they determined that the suspicious males were actually grounds crew who had been picking up trash.
A resident of Heritage Halls called BYU police to report a group of men playing basketball and listening to loud music at 12:30 a.m. BYU police told the men to stop playing and go to bed.
A Female student was cited for shoplifting in the BYU Bookstore. The student stole $3.69 worth of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. When asked why she stole them she said that she thought they were overpriced. When searched, officers found $72 in cash on her person.
I am surely grateful for the BYU police and all the hard work they do to make sure that we are safe.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Police Beat
Posted by Unknown at 11:16 AM
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Enjoy the police beat while you can, I feel deprived of the weekly laughter I used to receive from it.
That's great. When I went to get fingerprinted for my job I had to go to the USU police station and as I waited I was reading funny cards and letters that people had sent them. Like on their parking ticket they wrote Ha Ha- you got me again! And funny stuff like that.
I MISS the Police Beat! As if the Daily Universe wasn't entertaining enough....I am so glad it contains this little treasure deep within it's 4 pages :) Where can I subscribe?
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