Police Beat Update

My top five for the week:

5. A student called BYU Police when she saw a creepy looking person smoking by the Administration Building.

4. Someone stole 1,000 square feet of sod from west of Helaman Halls. Police have no suspects.

3. A resident of May Hall was caught lighting toilet paper on fire in the men's restroom. Police are questioning him.

2. BYU police responded when they heard an explosion near a Helaman Halls dorm. Upon further investigation they discovered the remanants of an Axe body deodorant spray can. They have no suspects.

.....and the WINNER....

1. The father of a student called BYU police when he had not heard from his daughter for four days. BYU police called the student and told her to call her father.