I'm trying to think of a way to make my blog as entertaining as everyone else's. My ideas so far:

1. Steal Jessica's or Marissa's stories. They are both talented writers and they get paid to have their ideas stolen, so why not?
2. Write about Russ instead of myself. He is much more interesting and by that I mean that he does way more dumb stuff than I do so the stories would be more exciting.
3. I could start living each day as if I were someone else and then document my experience. For example...tomorrow I will pretend to be Paris Hilton and I will blog about my interactions with other human beings.
4. Move to a third-world country; daily beanerization = good writing material.